Dan was born in 1996 at the age of 4, It’s all been downhill since then.
As a small child he spent a lot of time playing in the dirt with the other bugs. He also did a lot of reading, played a lot of videogames, and started to work hard on developing the existential dread that would plague him later in life.
Dan sometimes speaks in third person, and sometimes I don’t. I grew up in England, then Spain, then came back to England again, where I received a BA (Hons) in Media Production at the University of Lincoln. I did some work in the telly industry in Bristol, while also freelancing photography, videography and VFX. Then, I moved to Nottingham where I did some film work, and then set up a marketing agency.
I’m a bit of a glutton for learning new things, and I like to explore different hobbies. My dream is to move out into the wilderness and set up a homestead in the woods, where I can be eaten by wolves.
Dan’s mum was recently quoted as saying:
“You’ll have to pay me more than a fiver to say something nice about you, and can you please bring back the nice silverware?”
He is right handed.
Batteries not included. Some assembly required. Your mileage may vary.