Privacy Policy

Alright, here’s the deal. I think this is really dumb, but somebody much smarter than me told me I need one of these.

I don’t collect your data for fun, I don’t sell your info, and I don’t have time to spy on you. If you email me, I’ll obviously have your email address. If you send me something nice, I’ll probably smile. That’s about it.

The website might use cookies (not the tasty kind) just to make it work properly. It’s really just so I can have a nosey at which of my stories get popular. But I’m not tracking your every move, promise.

Oh, I nearly forgot, you can now play Parcel Game on my site. It stores your save file locally – that means on your computer, not mine. I can’t see your save file, nor your name, nor your favourite flavour of crisps. Every 30 seconds, it stores all your important stuff and saves it in your local storage database under the key parcelFlowV29. Then, whenever you open the game again, it checks to see if you already have a save. 

Same sort of thing with the bucket list builder, actually – it’s stored locally, not with me.

If you ever want me to delete your info, just ask. I’ll sort it. Not sure how, but you know. I have to say that I will.

That’s it. No weird legal jargon. Just be cool and I’ll be cool.